April Fools Script

Have fun.


tell application "Terminal"
	do script "top"
end tell
tell application "Terminal"
	set size of window 1 to {1900, 1000}
	
	say "I am going to delete your hard drive. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" using "Zarvox"
end tell

set stringToBeDisplayed to "Are you sure you want to erase your hard drive?"
set tempVar to display dialog stringToBeDisplayed buttons {"Erase", "Super Erase", "Please Stop..."}
set theButtonPressed to button returned of tempVar
set stringToBeDisplayed to "Are you sure you pressed the right button...it could be a trick."
set tempVar to display dialog stringToBeDisplayed buttons {"Yes", "Super Erase", "STOP!!!"}

set temp to display dialog "Is This Your Credit Card Information?" default answer "4258 5068 4468 7123" buttons {"Send", "Proceed"} default button 1
copy the result as list to {text_returned, button_pressed}
set stringToBeDisplayed to "Your Browser Cache Has Been Sent To The FBI."
set tempVar to display dialog stringToBeDisplayed buttons {"STOP!!!"}
set temp to display dialog "Enter Your Checking Accont Number If You Want This To Stop" default answer "" buttons {"Send", "End Program"} default button 1
set stringToBeDisplayed to "Are you sure? I thought we were having fun?"
set tempVar to display dialog stringToBeDisplayed buttons {"Yes!", "Super Erase"}
set theButtonPressed to button returned of tempVar
if theButtonPressed is "Yes!" then
	say "Thank you for sending your credit card information. Your hard drive will be erased in, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
else
	say "Thank you for sending your credit card information. Your hard drive will be erased in, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" using "Junior"
end if
beep

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