please to hep me - need script to eject a damn disk

W.T.F. - why can I not make a simple script to eject a damn disk?? Can anyone take pity on the poor village idiot and share some insight???

Model: G4
AppleScript: latest
Browser: Safari 312
Operating System: Mac OS X (10.3.9)

Note to village idiots: As noted by one of the stickies, Code Exchange is only for posting of full snippets/solutions. Please post to the correct area (if you’re not certain, use “AppleScript | OS X”). Also, you don’t need to say you need help. Just ask a question. (A subject of “Can’t eject disk” works fine.) Now, on with the show.

Perhaps the Finder doesn’t have any ‘damn disks’. Try this instead:

tell application "Finder" to eject disk "name of disk"