The AS of the MacScripter... (humor)

[themacgeek]

Creating life is tiresome. So God wrote this AppleScript to run my life . . .

@From God's Own AppleScript Library

global the_destination
on birth
set the_name to “Christopher J. Shull”
set the_gender to “male”
set the_destination to “Heaven”
end birth
on idle
try
eat food --breakfast
AppleScript
eat food --lunch
AppleScript
eat food --dinner
delay 28800 --sleep for 8 hours
on error
set the_destination to “Hell”
end try
end idle
on death
if the_destination is “Heaven” then
tell saint “Peter” to open gate
else if the_destination is “Hell” then
tell saint “Peter” to close gate
end if
continue death
end death

[sitcom]

“I told you I wasn’t going away. You had your shot, now gimmie mine!”
Mr. T from Rocky 3

[Ray_Barber]

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. :rolleyes: