You know you.

I have found this old script deep in my Applescript Scripts folder that takes all of you personal data and displays it as a dialog. Here:

set Area to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe AreaCode"
set City to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe City"
set Country to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe CountryName"
set Email to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe ExistingEmailAddress"
set Fname to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe FirstName"
set Lname to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe LastName"
set thename to Fname & " " & Lname
set Area to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe AreaCode"
set LPhone to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe LocalPhoneNumber"
set Tphone to (text beginning thru 3 of LPhone) & "-" & (text 4 thru end of LPhone)
set Phone to "1 (" & Area & ") " & Tphone
set State to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe StateProv"
set address1 to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe StreetAddr1"
set address2 to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe StreetAddr2"
set zip to do shell script "defaults read AddressBookMe ZipPostal"
set info to thename & return & Email & return & Phone & return & return & address1 & return & City & " " & State & " " & zip
display dialog info buttons {"OK"} default button 1 with title "My Info"